cichaelmole:

do non wrestling fans really think that as wrestling fans, we don’t know that it’s staged

do people really think we are idiots that much?

iamthegarebear:

There’s a couple things that will happen to you all at once.

For starters, let me say that you have about 12 seconds to live and it’s going to be quite the painful experience. Now, the things that wont happen to you that many assume will:

• You will not freeze
• You will not explode

Now, for the things that will happen to you. Firstly, you’re going to get the world’s worst sunburn imaginable. The sun’s radiation, which is a combination of UV, alpha/beta particles, and gamma radiation will all hit you in a cocktail of wtf that’s gonna leave your skin hurtin. Dont worry though, you wont roast to death. 

Before you get a chance to cook in the sun, every molecule of air in your body will be forced out of every orifice in your body. There is no amount of covering these “holes” (except with air-tight material) that will stop this process. And when i say every orifice: we’re talking mouth, nose, ears, and the bootyhole. Without any air in your lungs at all, it takes you about 12 seconds before your brain shuts down from lack of oxygen at which point you’ll begin to asphyxiate. 

Now, if all through that pain and discomfort you just so happen to be paying attention to your mouth, you’ll also notice that the saliva on your tongue is boiling. Thanks to the extremely low pressure of space (0 pressure whatsoever) water also has an extremely low boiling point so your body temperature is actually high enough at ~98F to boil the spit on your tongue. 

It’s not a pretty death, burnt skin, soiled pants, and most likely burst blood vessels but at least you can finally say that you can “spit hot fire”.

claydols:

who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed

(Source: basedgosh)

kingjaffejoffer:

Every blue moon I end up killing a bug with some spray that isn’t intended to be an insect killer. Like if there’s a spider on the ceiling in the corner, and I spray that nigga with some Lemon Pledge. Some irrational part of my brain is like

“what if the Lemon Pledge mutates the spider to 30x its normal size instantaneously… has anyone soaked a spider in furniture polish before.. what am I about to do?”

But then the spider runs and dies a slow death.

Nailed it. 

birdnipple:

bad social habits i have

• mumbling
• not smiling
• trailing off
• crossing my arms
• looking angry even though im not angry
• the fact i cant even socialize
• the fact im me